Middle Management – Ubermacht Oracle XS Review – GTAV | Reviews By Gil

The Ubermacht Oracle XS (BMW 7 Series look-a-like) in GTAV is more middle management than telling your employees it’s not mandatory to work the holidays, but we would certainly appreciate it. It’s as thrilling as an office potluck. However, there’s something to like about this Team Lead carrier.

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Power

The V8 under the bonnet sounds like a herd of angry mice fighting over who gets the last piece of cheese. That said, it pulls quite well when asked of it. The 7 Series look-a-like in GTAV really comes into its own on the highway. Put your foot down and you’ll receive an adequate surge of speed. There’s no doubt that it was made for that long-distance commute. It can certainly hold its own against some of the lesser sport cars in the range. In many ways, it’s as obedient as a butler. It answers with a, “Certainly, Sir” while on the way to your destination.

Handling

You look at the bulbous body of the Ubermacht Oracle XS in GTAV and the thought of canyon carving never crosses your mind. Surprisingly, it should be one of the first items on your to-do list. Much like it’s real life counterpart, the 7 series look-a-like in GTAV is a magnificent piece of machinery to hustle around the corners. It grips without complaining and does everything you ask of it, much like the individuals who purchase these sorts of vehicles. It has so much grip that it’s quite difficult to kick the tail out. You turn in hard and stab the throttle, but there’s no opposite reaction. It kills any sideways fun you would like to have. It’s annoying like that itch in the very middle of your back that you just can’t reach, so you end up awkwardly rubbing up against a wall and hope no one walks in. I’m sure I was going somewhere with this…

The Looks

The Ubermacht Oracle XS mostly resembles the BMW 7 Series in GTAV. The 7 Series look-a-like draws its resemblance from the Chris Bangle eras of BMWs. Many people despised the look of this middle management mover, and I was certainly included in that bunch. It’s a bit too wide and fussy to be unmistakably pretty. It’s as if the designers wanted to design something so mundane that even counting the hair follicles in your skin sounds attractive. I guess the look does grow on you after a little bit. It’s like the first grey hair you see. You’re upset at first, but then come to realize that looks quite good.

Value

The BMW 7 series look-a-like will set you back $82,000 in GTAV. It’s certainly on the high side when it comes to 4 door executive saloons. It has a lot of competition that is not only cheaper, but better looking as well. Much sleeker options are available for $20,000 less. These cheaper options not only handle better, but in some cases they’re even faster. Things are looking quite bleak for the 7 series in GTAV.

Conclusion

The Ubermacht Oracle XS is like Olive Garden. It’s a little bit more expensive than you would like, but you know you’ll always get a semi-decent product. It’s an IPA for the account manager. Inflated, reliable, and somewhat satisfying.

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